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About Dr. Oh


Dr. Oh stands on the shoulders of midgets. Dr. Oh is so cool, he can barely move. He strives for mediocrity and often achieves it.

Some people climb mountains with their bare hands. Some people wrestle alligators. Dr. Oh heckles postal workers. Dr Oh works on the paradigm shift but has weekends off.

Dr. Oh says, "Never insult your chef". Dr. Oh is the inventor of the Dorki and Ironic columns. He is not the father of anything, however, he is the uncle of ingenuity. His inner child is now 19 years old and so the Doctor has asked him to get out and get a job.

Considered to be the Big Kahuna of web surfers until he wiped out on a big audio wav and injured his floppy. Life is a hard drive. On the beach women dress him with their eyes.

When you see a glass, you see it half full. When Dr. Oh sees that glass, he drinks it. Dr. Oh lives in the meantime but his money lives in the future.

Doctor Oh's secret to happiness: ESCHEW SUPERFLUAGE!

For yet more of Dr. Oh, see below.

A tip of the hat to Hugh at NYU

Dr. Oh says: Practice random and senseless acts.


For spiritual guidance visit:

The Livingston Otey Gallery

MYKL'S HOME FOR THE FUNCTIONALLY LITERATE

The Skeptic - Not for intellectual wimps

The Onion - America's finest news source

For more spiritual guidance visit: BEER and ALE!


Dr. Oh's Gurus

What's for dinner?

Say What?

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Dr Oh
Email -- jotey@u.washington.edu