Go away, comment spammers!
I've received several hundred comment spams to this blog in the last 24 hours.
Go away you lame-brain scuzzballs! Don't you realize that your comments never make it onto the blog?
All you're doing is causing me work and clogging things up on the server.
May you all rot in a long lasting hell.

I hear that. Between October 28 and November 1, I got 953 pieces of comment spam. About three hours after I wrote a WordPress plugin so I wouldn't have to deal with them, they stopped coming in. Either my plugin is way more effective and does more than I thought, or I just have really lousy timing.