Some horror stories *

• Hey, free music!
• "Helpful" lab assistant / Dueling system administrators
• Distributing a site-licensed product upgrade (non-anon ftp)
• "WaReZ" are us (writeable anon ftp)
• You can't even trust your vendor
• Everyone on DALnet - Check out our quality pr0n!
• From graduate student, to corporate system administrator, to crime suspect?
• Part time web server - full time sniffer
• The Hall of Mirrors

* Any resemblance to persons living, dead, or otherwise, or events actually occurring in the past, present, or future, is really convenient as it helps me make a point.